Not me Wednesday

I would just like you to know that it definitely was NOT me who freaked out on Wednesday when I got in my car going to my parents and realized I had my hair up. And it was NOT me who frantically searched for a brush and bobby pins so I could just put my bangs up so the rest of my hair would cover where I pierced my ears. And it is definitely NOT me who is still scared to sell my daddy.

P.S. Thanks to Malisa for the inspiration.